WORDS I HAVE EATEN:
1. I'll never, ever, wipe my kids' noses with my hand.
2. No matter how busy I get, I'll always find time to stay in shape.
3. I won't let my kids watch TV and play video games all day.
4. I'll never be married long enough that my husband and I feel comfortable burping and farting in front of each other.
5. If I keep at it long enough, eventually I'll become a good cook.
6. I'll always make sure I wear clothes that are in style this decade.
7. I'll never talk myself into cutting bangs again.
8. I'm not going to breastfeed in public, that's disgusting. (I do cover up, by the way.)
9. I'll never offer to give one of my children to someone else, even jokingly.
10. My house will never be so dirty that I'm embarrassed to let people in the front door.
Ahh, young Julie, how naive you were...
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
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Hahaha! I had a good laugh on this list! Never say never! Okay, so here goes then...I hope I never end up marrying Justin Timberlake!
Good ones! I have to admit some I have heard myself saying and then going back on. I mean, video games and TV are such good times for me to get things done.
Consider the following as what would be even worse words/sayings to eat:
1. I'll never, ever, wipe my kids' bare bum crack with my hand.
2. No matter how busy I get, I'll always find time to blog and FB.
3. I won't let my kids WATCH ME watch TV and play video games all day.
4. I'll never be married long enough that my husband and I feel comfortable burping and farting in public to draw attention to ourselves as a loving couple.
5. If I keep at it long enough, eventually I'll overlook my spouse's shortcomings and not let them drive me to become crazier than a loon.
6. I'll always make sure my zipper is up before standing before a large crowd to speak on how to avoid fashion faux pas.
7. I'll never talk myself into getting that purple mohawk (again).
8. I'm not going to allow my husband to breastfeed in public, that's disgusting. (He may choose to not cover up, by the way.)
9. I'll never offer to sell one of my children to someone else and even offer them $500 to take them on a "mini-vacation" to Guatelmala to learn the seamstress trade.
10. My car will never be so dirty that I'm embarrassed to drive it to my parents' house or let my brothers see it. (Funnier than it sounds if you know the Bauer family)
P.S. When will Jef come out and play again?
Julie, you crack me up! What a great list. I just want to know if it was Donovan OR Janae who added their own list. They both have such a fun, cooky sense of humor that it's hard for me to tell. ;)
My list sounds similar!
Can't wait to see you guys in a few days!
This is Megan, not Tommy. I forgot that I am signed in under his name!
Love it...But really did it take you long to fart and burp in front of eachother? So glad you cover up while breastfeeding.
Yay! 4 more days! Whitney and Brody are going to LOVE being showered with attention (because they get none here!). Whitney is especially excited to meet baby Logan.
I decorated the cake. Luckily it wasn't too complicated, so it turned out ok. Thanks for the comment!
Just who is this Donovan person, and what kind of mother does he have?
I wrote a post a little similar to this one, but I have to admit, yours is much better -- you cousin commented on my blog and told me to pop on by and read yours :) Love it!
I think I have done most of those things too. Got to love motherhood!
I remember once scrambling to get my niece out of her carseat to give her the hymlic maneuver because she was chocking on licorice and at that moment I swore I would never feed my child in the car--he wasn't even a week old when we were driving to my moms house and I climbed into the backseat to give my son his bottle I had just pumped while driving in the front seat--now that he is 4 the only time we can get him to sit long enough to eat is in the car it seems
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